“To reduce life to 140 characters just seems to me to be a little bit simplistic.” — Patrick Stewart

In response to Mr. Stewart, I present to you Woofer. It’s twitter, but there’s a fourteen hundred character minimum. Good luck with that.

And, of course, for those of you who are just too busy to fit Twitter into your lifestyle, there’s Squeaker. 14 characters per post. No more, no less.

That’s impossi