Kids: 5
Wives: 1
Great Tuesday Date Nights Spent With Wife Eating Indian Food: 1
Length Of Typical Vomit-A-Minute Stomach Flu Case: 2 Days
Wives With Vomit-A-Minute Stomach Flu on Wednesday: 1
Kids With Vomit-A-Minute Stomach Flu on Wednesday: 2
New Dogs Picked Up From Breeder On Wednesday Morning: 1
Kids With Vomit-A-Minute Stomach Flu on Thursday: 2
Visits To Vet For Checkup: 1
Kids With Vomit-A-Minute Stomach Flu This Morning: 2
Nights Spent Nursing Vomity Kids In Bathroom: 2
Hours Of Sleep In Last 2 Nights: Maybe 5.
Times New Dog Walked: 15
Attempts To Get New Dog To Poop In One Place In The Yard: 7,834
Times New Dog Has Pooped: 3
Times New Dog Has Pooped In The Right Place In The Yard: 0
Times New Dog Has Pooped Outside The House: 2
Kids Who Are Feeling Mostly Better: 2
Kids Who are Feeling Sorta Better: 1
Kids Still Not Eating For Fear Of Instant Alimentary Rejection: 2
Wives Who Are Feeling Mostly Better: 1
Dogs We’ve Fallen In Love With: 1

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