Doviegirl: Daddy says I can make cafe mochas if I call it espresso and not expresso.
Me: Does that mean you can make nucular bombs if you pronounce them nuclear?
Lost: Yes, but only if you trade your pete peeve in for a pet peeve.
It seemed funnier at the time. You probably have to live here to get this stuff.
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This sounds like my home when the kids were all still around.